i just want to be the first to say (and, mind you, it's not out of jealousy or whatnot, but rather, disgust), that the key to getting into john mayer's pants is meeting all of the following requirements:
1. having a name that begins with the letter J
2. being 5'3" or shorter
3. being an airhead
4. having an ample (i.e., DD or larger) bosom
5. faking like you are funny and/or stupidly happy all the time
exhibit A: mayer dated jennifer love hewitt
exhibit B: mayer is currently dating jessica simpson (eeeeeeeeeyyyyuck! i swear, the man has got to do better. she must either be completely different in her non-tv life, or she must be good in bed or whatever, because i just don't see what her redeeming qualities could be.)
on a different note, i want to see "the namesake" sooooooooooo bad!!!
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